Jokes for the week of April 20

 Hello, folks. It's lonely here in my Catskills style humor blog.  What is harder to find? A reader for this blog or an anorexic at an all-you-can eat buffet?

 Seriously, folks.

Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals broke Wayne Gretzky's record for most goals in a career.

But few hockey fans know about his cousin, Vladimir Kvetchkin.  Vladie holds the single-season record in the NHL for the most misconduct penalties.  He always complains to the referees about their calls on the ice. 

I have 1 million of them!  But no one wants to hear the other 999,999,