Jokes for April 17, 2025. Holy Thursday etc.

 Hello, folks. In this blog, I try to impersonate a Catskills comedian. Most of the time, my act falls flatter than the breakfast specials at IHOP. These jokes are for April 17, .2025.

 *What do you call a four-legged alien from another planet who can't dance?

A: A dude who really DOES have two left feet.

*The New York Times ran a story today with the headline in its Digital edition: "Where is Rosie O'Donnell?"

A better question would be, who ..... (insert verb here)?

Rosie lives in Ireland and makes documentaries. I believe she has a lot of privacy and personal space if the Irish care about her as much as I do.  It's not just me, folks. The whole world is cruel. I found that out by driving at the posted speed limit for the past 50 years.

* The supermarket was crowded today with customers stocking up for Easter and Passover meals.

 A female cashier packed my groceries. She placed a box of matzohs at the top of my final bag and said, "Last but not yeast."

 

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